Paranormal Miracles

I keep dreaming of the Jersey Shore and I don't know why

2010-02-05T19:48:00.000-08:00

I've been watching a lot of MTV's Jersey Shore recently but my dreams have become really inexplicable lately. I see myself going there and grinding against a hot guidette in a Rush Couture shirt or renting a house in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. I think a vacation is in order, I just hope I'm jacked and tanned enough!

Crazy dream about Zhu Zhu Pets

2009-11-25T13:35:00.001-08:00

I can't stop thinking about these things. They are hamsters with wheels in them and to be honest they have been running through my dreams a LOT lately. I'm not sure if this is paranormal activity or if it is just consumerism manifesting itself through REM sleep, but I really want some Zhu Zhu Pets for Christmas.

This site says they're in stock but honestly I can't find inventory ANYWHERE.

Inner Expansion doing a thing

2007-06-19T14:58:00.000-07:00

Hey loyal blog readers! I was recently directed to the website Inner Expansion by my friend Jack who is an avid HUNA enthusiast and ghost hunter. On a lark I called the toll free number of the website and was immediately put in touch with the nicest lady who's name I did not catch!

She detailed for me her program offerings and I was pleasantly surprised to find they include a FREE e-book on how to contact your inner angels. This is somewhat huna related so I was tickled pink to learn that not only do we all have angels, but we have brought them with us here - to Earth - and are able to hear suggestions and information from them regarding how to live our daily lives.

This is surely an important service to the readers of this blog, because I know we all enjoy focusing our energies and working with the energies of others around us. Please note that everything is energy (or matter)!

I urge you to find your way to this website and begin finding your angels, as they are everywhere. As the woman on the phone told me, "We have found each other for a reason, NOTHING happens for no reason!" I really believe that and if you don't you can suck a toe, Joe. :0)

Tesseract

2007-05-17T17:49:00.000-07:00

The kid Jack posted up a good definition of tesseract for the youth:

"Take six cubes and arrange them into the shape of a crucifix. Take two more cubes and stick them on either side of the crucifix, at the point where the cross is made. Now you have a tesseract. A tesseract is a three-dimensional object. A tesseract is also a four-dimensional object--a hypercube--unraveled. Now pay attention.

A square unravels to a line. Two dimensions unravel to one.
A cube unravels to a cross. Three dimensions unravel to two.
A hypercube unravels to a tesseract. Four dimensions unravel to three.

In the same way that a one-dimensional boy could not visualize a two-dimensional square, or a two-dimensional boy could not visualize a three-dimensional cube, you cannot visualize a hypercube.

This is the way it is for us in this life. We can see the thing unraveled, but not the thing itself."

I agree with all of this.

Source: Huna

The stair slide - a good image to get a laugh and heal energy with!

2007-05-15T13:22:00.000-07:00

A visualization technique for you all to practice

2007-05-14T21:11:00.000-07:00

Close your eyes (after you have finished reading this or once you have set up Dragon Naturally Speaking to read it to you).

Picture all of your dreams coming true - fame, wealth - all is yours. Your child is getting into the best schools and is the quarterback of the football squadron (and is dating the head cheerleader).

You drive a Rolls-Royce Phantom to work. On your private island. When the G5 is in the shop.

Imagine all the energy being drawn from around you, traveling and multiplying from your critical energy points into a large pile some feet in front of you. The pile is green and is made entirely out of money (imagine it in a color of local currency for greatest effect).

The pile is good and making you happy, the superegos of others around you see the pile and put their own good, powerful energies and chi into it, subconsciously. Success is begetting success, it is a fantastic feeling, warmth is traveling all over your body and into your coldest crevices.

Now imagine a sudden gust blows the pile asunder and away. This is what high ATM fees do you every single day.

Crazy dream last night

2007-05-10T11:23:00.000-07:00

I had a dream about go-karting last night, not sure why I have been thinking about go-karting so much lately but there it is. I woke up completely upright, straddling a pillow, holding a lampshade in front of me like a steering wheel, chest covered in spittle (most likely from making small engine noises like brrrrrp with my lips).

Buy the ticket take the ride, smell me?

David has a freakout

2007-05-08T17:20:00.000-07:00

This happened to my friend David while he was posting on an internet forum, as typed by him, all spelling and grammar errors left in for context:

"im havin daymares in daytime wide awakre TY to relate this cant be happening like im in a dream while im walking jcuz what im seeing is hauntin human beins like ghosts and zombies president mugabe holding guns to innocent bodies in zimbabwe"

Not entirely sure what is haunting him but I will update.

Art Bell - great broadcaster or greatest broadcaster?

2007-05-05T21:38:00.000-07:00

I don't know about the rest of you, but the defining Art Bell moments for me were always the Chupacabra episodes.

I remember one night I was in my arboretum listening to Art on the shortwave (a type of radio) and he was playing a sound clip of some chupacabra noises a Latino man had recorded in a desert at a location (undisclosed). This wouldn't really be of note except that I was practicing Huna at the time and I was channeling some energy from the surrounding environment (trees, shrubs).

I should also interject at this point that this was during a thunderstorm, this will soon become an important detail.

Suddenly - CRACK - a huge clap of thunder and I was out right out of it, I mean I was gonzo, dunzo. I collapsed immediately (in my physical form) but my mental form (superego, essentially, read Freud) was on a wild journey.

I was in the desert chasing rapidly after a Latino man. I'm not positive why I knew he was Latino but it seemed correct and good in my mind (over-arching mind, too complex to explain here). I was running and tearing up sand and cacti and other items as I closed in on the man. My hunger knew no bounds, nor did my ferociousness.

As I caught up with the man and clamped my steely jaws down on his tender, throbbing jugular, I was quickly whizzed back to my natural body (metaphysical travel, absolutely no reason to explain this to you).

Art Bell did this.

HUNA: The Secret Science Behind Miracles

2007-05-05T20:56:00.000-07:00

Hey I'm going to make a blog post explaining what Huna is right now, ok? Huna can be summarily described as the secret science behind miracles. It can be described in greater detail as:

Huna comes from ancient times, it is the original art and science of healing and spiritual development. We believe that it may be as old as 35,000 years old, and is a part of the original teachings of the peoples of the earth which were centered here in Hawaii on a continent which now, no longer exists. All that remains physically of that land are the mountain peaks of the island chain called Hawaii.

Huna was originally called Ho'omana. Ho'o means to make. Mana means life force, equivalent to Ki (as in Aikido), Chi (as in Tai Chi) or Shakti in the Sanskrit language. Taken together the word Ho'omana means empowerment or to empower.

Huna is about empowerment, about increasing your spirituality, energy and metaphysical healing powers. What if you could experience and connect physically, emotionally, mentally and spiritually with a Higher Power that can empower you to bring into your life whatever you desire.
Source: The Empowerment Group, LLC

Ok that might all seem well and good but I hear you asking, "Where's my piece of the pie, where is my inner chi?"

I will answer thusly: It is inside of you.

If you have ever wanted to do the following:

Levitate an object slightly.
Connect with a dead relative, family member, and hopefully no person who is both of those things.
Draw energy from your environment (plants, etc.)
Heal those around you, draw healing energy from them.

Then you should study Huna, ok? Go get some Huna books.